chodeable 

Something that you jerk off to

The lifeguard in Fortnite is chodeable

chodeable by Okami1234 August 31, 2018

chompable 

Something that is so lovely, but cannot be eaten, it is in a squidgey form and you have the urge to bite it.

"oh your belly is so chompable" (followed by nibbling of the area)

chompable by moey (: May 28, 2009

Chodeblanket 

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.

Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?

Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

Chodabear 

A very furry little man, with looks similar to a bear, with a dick wider than it is long.

holly shit! That guys a Chodabear!

Chodabear by Bernice williams July 21, 2009

Chodeler

To Chodel:
One who attempts to yodel whilst gobbling down on a chode

a:Yodle-aaa-heeeee-HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!
b:you are a fucking Chodeler!

Chodeler by Cactus January 7, 2004

chodeless pirate 

A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.

"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

chodeless pirate by zaniac420 July 7, 2008

Chodebert

A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.

Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.

Chodebert by redheaded__ September 21, 2020