A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.

Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.

Chokeable by babyfofo October 26, 2017

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chokeable

when you look at someone and get the urge to choke them until death

jason has a chokeable face

chokeable by you’re a jew November 5, 2018

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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