The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.
This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose
It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose
It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad
Friend 2: What is?
Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.
Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.
Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.
Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.
Friend 1: Chokebate?
Friend 2: Yep, thats it
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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
Friend 2: What is?
Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.
Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.
Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.
Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.
Friend 1: Chokebate?
Friend 2: Yep, thats it
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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
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The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.
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Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.
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Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
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Get the cookiebater mug.Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."
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