Chokebate 

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.

Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.

Chokebate by Crark July 14, 2010

Chokester 

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.

Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.

Chokester by Jay-money April 27, 2014

chokesterbating 

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.

The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.

chokesterbating by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

Chokeable 

A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.

Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.

Chokeable by babyfofo October 26, 2017

cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008

chokerbate 

The ability to only orgasm whilst choking oneself.

Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."

chokerbate by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008

chokeable 

when you look at someone and get the urge to choke them until death

jason has a chokeable face

chokeable by you’re a jew November 5, 2018