Chokeable

A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.

Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.

by babyfofo October 26, 2017

chokeable

when you look at someone and get the urge to choke them until death

jason has a chokeable face

by you’re a jew November 5, 2018

chompable

Something that is so lovely, but cannot be eaten, it is in a squidgey form and you have the urge to bite it.

"oh your belly is so chompable" (followed by nibbling of the area)

by moey (: May 28, 2009

chodeable

Something that you jerk off to

The lifeguard in Fortnite is chodeable

by Okami1234 August 31, 2018

cakeable offence

When not living up to the more or less formalized agreements for collaboration within a collaborating group, thereby causing some small amount of pain for all collaborators. The implied penance is buying or baking cake or similar goodies for the entire group.

In software: a cakeable offence could be committing a breaking change, causing tests not to pass, or projects not to compile

by Cakeboy February 10, 2014

choiceable

when you make a choice on something.

doing this work is choiceable we don't have to do it

by whensdaye November 16, 2020

chokeabitch

To strangle a female ususally in frustration to an action or a situation she has created.

Peter: Man, that girl sitting next to me at the bar keeps biting me!

Eamon: There is only one solution: Chokeabitch.

by UWP-Bubbles July 16, 2008