The rarest of Tuits available in the known universe, the Round Tuit is a true gem of an artifact, with an illustrious history. If you have located one, you must cherish and protect it, for its ethereal beauty cannot be properly articulated within the stringent limitations of the current languages of mere mortals. Blessed are those who hold a coveted Round Tuit, for they will never have to fall victim to the age-old adage "I will do (menial task) when I get around to it." Nay, for the holder of a Round Tuit shall be charmed with the ever-present ability to effortlessly and joyously conquer all things requiring doing: present, past, and future.
"I had been trying to finish a home renovation project for ages, but due to only having square and rectangle Tuits in my garage, I was unable to. Alas, I came across my cherished possession. Once I got a Round Tuit, the job was done before you could shake a stick. Now, nothing can stop me!"
by zaniac420 August 03, 2018
A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.
"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."
"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."
"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."
by zaniac420 July 07, 2008
For 10 years up until this last year, I had always perceived this as "Big Boned Woman." Lately, I seem to see it being referred to as "Big Beautiful Woman." I think the former is much more appropriate, as women who refer to themselves as "BBW" on the internet quite often aren't beautiful in any sense of the word. It seems any overweight woman identifies herself as a "BBW", regardless of how atrocious her face and/or body may be. Also, many of them are far beyond slightly overweight and encroaching into morbidly obese territory. I think it's about time the term "BBW" got a re-haul. Don't get me wrong - I'm sure there are some out there who have a thing for women who don't take good care of their bodies, most likely these are men who also don't take good care of their bodies. But those who do take good care of their bodies will always identify with and be more attracted to others who share the same sentiment.
"I see you've described yourself as a BBW. In what universe is your face synonymous with beauty? It is misshapen, far too wrinkly for your age, and your eyes are as far apart as a hammerhead shark's. No - you are not a big beautiful woman. You are a big woman, who is also extremely unattractive. Don't fret, though. I'm sure there's an equally unattractive slob of a man out there for you somewhere."
by zaniac420 October 19, 2014