A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a
pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean
grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless
pirate.
"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless
pirate is in this one."
"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just
don't give a
fuck."