chnoof

The sound that's made when synchronization of nostrils and mouth when inhaling -or- snorting prescription medications and/or other mind altering substances

Man, you gonna chnoof that or what?!
*schnooooof*

You left a little bumpskii
*chnoof*
There you go man - waiiit a sec -

Umm.. bro, I accidentally mixed up the bags..

That was my grandfather's ashes you just chnoofed.

by Spirit of the Phoenix April 9, 2023

choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

by d#sss June 21, 2011

choof off

Australian slang for leaving or departing.

Ah well, it's about time to choof off, I reckon!

by Plennygoodspelleh? February 6, 2014

cnoofy

A word you use in place of a word not-yet invented. Invented by why the lucky stiff.

It’s over between me and words. I’d love to stick around and exploit them each, one after another, but it’s all becoming quite predictable, wouldn’t you say? Eventually, they will all be used and I’d have to come up with fake words and that would be way too cnoofy.

by Aupajo July 19, 2007

choof box

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

by Googles October 29, 2004

Choofed

High as all hell

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling

by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

choofmonster

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.

Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!

by Googles January 3, 2004