A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.
Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.
Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...
Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...
by thatginganinja February 17, 2010
A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.
by malf November 09, 2010
by frogwoman May 20, 2021