chroof 

Noun. That which is chroo, or in accordance with reality.

The whole chroof and nothing but the chroof.

chroof by RoundenBrown December 6, 2021

chroof 

Something that is real, accurate, correct.

"You can't handle the chroof!"

chroof by RoundenBrown October 4, 2021

chroof 

Something real, authentic, accurate.

The chroof? You can't handle the chroof.

chroof by RoundenBrown September 18, 2021

Chrofer 

Short for chronoloafer, or waster of time.

1. Someone that wastes time.
2. An insult given to a person for doing nothing more than waste a person's time.

"I've put so much effort into making it work, but they're just a chrofer."

"You've been babbling for ten minutes! Get out of my way, chrofer!"

Chrofer by Eirwyn May 14, 2019

choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

choof off

Australian slang for leaving or departing.

Ah well, it's about time to choof off, I reckon!

choof off by Plennygoodspelleh? February 6, 2014

choof box 

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

choof box by Googles October 29, 2004