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A person who feins the devils lettuce. Always says they are going to quit but get worse and worse. The smell of Choof almost brings them to tears.

Made famous by blokes such as Joshua Wirth, Ash Mack and Jorden Parfett - Oliver
Oi Choofa I thought you said you were giving up the bongs”
Choofa by BigDickesMarabus June 18, 2020
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choofa shoofa 

Choofa shoofa- you are a weird mf that likes odd things such as eating sewage and you also think the earth is flat
You dumb Choofa shoofa go back to kindergarten
A choomah is a big yellow monster that comes from choomah island and tries to create tragedy for no reason.
What are these things?
There choomahs!
Oh shit yeah! Fucken leg it boys!
Choomah by Zac cheek July 15, 2016
Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.
That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!
choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

Choonage 

British lingo for 'tuneage', ie 'music'.
"Mind if I put some choonage on?"
Choonage by Ally April 20, 2004
Australian slang for leaving or departing.
Ah well, it's about time to choof off, I reckon!
choof off by Plennygoodspelleh? February 6, 2014
A chooma is a fictional being from the animated cartoon on youtube The Big Lez Show. A chooma is a fucked yellow thing that kinda looks like homer simpson but if he had down syndrome. There only way of communication is screaming.
Person 1: Fuck what is that yellow thing cunt

Person 2: Oi cunt fucking run that's a Chooma
Chooma by Cone puller June 5, 2019
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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