chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia

Get me out of here...I am chlostered!

by Jeff October 6, 2003

Chestered

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.

I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!

by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

Clastered

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

by DangerJames October 28, 2011

chostered

To mean extremely tired as a result of physical activity, work or study.

To be drained of all ones energy.

I had a really busy day at work, Im chostered!

by mybraincantthinkofaname May 14, 2009

Chestered Special

When you finger a girl after eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and burn that pussy up.

While having sex with Sally, having just finished a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I took my blood red seasoned fingers and thrusted them deep within her moist cooch, giving her a Chestered Special. She shot upright in agony and pain.

by 420XxXtitfuckerXxX420 March 27, 2016

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

schlostered

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

by JJKamp February 7, 2019