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Chartered Accountant 

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.
Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

Chestered 

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.
I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!
Chestered by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.
"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

Chestered Special 

When you finger a girl after eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and burn that pussy up.
While having sex with Sally, having just finished a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I took my blood red seasoned fingers and thrusted them deep within her moist cooch, giving her a Chestered Special. She shot upright in agony and pain.

Chartered 

Verb To get completely, utterly and physically fucked out of your mind by narcotics, alcohol, and/or physical interaction.

Adjective To be completely, utterly and physically fucked up by narcotics, alcohol and/or physical interaction.
Let's go get chartered, Margret !

I'm so fucking chartered right now, John!

Let's charter that cunt!
Chartered by Goatgoatsmash June 3, 2018

Cumstered 

OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.
Cumstered by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015