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Chlorifiend

the evil pool monster who resides in the drains during the day and surfaces only at night to feed off of innocent, unsuspecting swimmers.
no one has lived to tell the tale of what he looks like, but its suspected that he has the dorsal fin of a shark, big fangs, sharp claws, and scales.
Don't go swimming alone at night or Chlorifiend will eat you
Chlorifiend by Meatymeatymeat September 30, 2009

nerdi-chlorians 

Nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. They give their counterpart a characteristic called worldly ignorance.

This person/thing becomes unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.

Nerdi-chlorians are a way to measure the person's nerdiness; their stupid behavior.
Evan: Ughh, what a fuckin' nerd!
Karl: I know, he must have a high nerdi-chlorian count.

Chlorotastic 

A combination of plant cell “chloroplast” and fantastic. Meant to use when describing a fantastic plant. (Most commonly described plant is named Fern)
Office mate: “Dude! I love your plant! What type is it?”
You: “It’s fake so I don’t know but I named it Fern”
Office mate: “That's the most Fantastic Chloroplast, or I guess you could say Chlorotastic, thing I’ve ever seen.”
Chlorotastic by Slappy Happy Wald January 25, 2018

CHLOTISH 

When a person exhibits the mannerism and the inflections in speech that is similar to charlotte (to any person whose name is Charlotte or has been protracted to chlot). This is used as an adjective to identify a person's outward being as reminding of the said person.
That person is just so chlotish in the way she expresses herself! So funny and yet, deadpan!
CHLOTISH by Chlotishfan October 11, 2021
Sweet and kind hearted, much like a lioness, will love unconditionally but don't get on her bad side and don't threaten her cubs or she will kill you and eat you. Is almost perfect in every way and very very clean must have everything spotless and never hold back an opinion.
I'm so glad Chloris is my mum
Chloris by Mickiedog95 April 16, 2020

Chloieislost 

Chloieislost is a tiktoker that literally never posts. We tell her to post, and she doesn't. But we still love her because she is literally the nicest and prettiest person ever :)
Oh look! It's chloieislost! The girl who never posts..
Chloieislost by Ur.mom.is.gay.lol January 8, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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