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A shredded fucking stud that piped shawrtys, lifts weights, and FUCKS
Is that a chlort over there piping your mom?
Chlort by Charles sucks Dick August 17, 2022

Chloraseptic 

God's gift to all who must suffer through the cold season.

Comes in a spray bottle. Spritz it into your mouth, and it will numb your throat at least long enough for the the Nyquil you're taking to knock you out cold.
Chloraseptic by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005
Sweet and kind hearted, much like a lioness, will love unconditionally but don't get on her bad side and don't threaten her cubs or she will kill you and eat you. Is almost perfect in every way and very very clean must have everything spotless and never hold back an opinion.
I'm so glad Chloris is my mum
Chloris by Mickiedog95 April 16, 2020
Love to watch men. Sleeping all the time. Love to swear, very cute and beautiful. Very tall and thin.
Chloris’s IG: chlchl_riss
Chloris by Yangyang-123456 January 18, 2022

Chloraseptic 

Kids sore throat spray. No alcohol, aspirin, or sugar. Real relief. Real fast. Fast-acting, long-lasting relief of minor sore throat and mouth pain. A phenol/oral anesthetic.
The poor child couldn't feel his throat for a week after he sprayed it with the chloraseptic.
Chloraseptic by Menes June 3, 2005
Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.
"Chorts."
chorts by Sit down ,D December 28, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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