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Chimobile 

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.
Chimobile by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009
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chomobile 

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).
I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.
chomobile by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008

Chomobile 

A pedo party wagon/mobile headquarters/residence of a notorious chomo who haunts the dreams of children like Freddy Krueger.
Better keep your kids inside unless you wamt them to get molested, there's a Chomobile next to the park.
Chomobile by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

chomobious 

Drake entered the room with chomobious intent.
chomobious by John Randall's Revenge December 17, 2021
you fucked up; something went not according to plan. Someone or something did something wrong or messed up.
Tatiana- "Did you remember to bring the weed for the blazing?"
Amy- "Aww no I forgot! Chimbitz!"
Tatiana- "CHIMBITZ AMY!"
chimbitz by the poonanis November 26, 2010
A simple way to say a crazy chimp. An out of control primate.
Chimbis by Mr Worm September 7, 2020