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Chimobile

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.
by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009
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chamomiled

Literary masterpiece created by the GREAT RE1000, meaning:

1) to own someone in the utmost capacity with no regard for human life.
2) total and complete humiliation of a noob.
//blasting someone in the face// "JESUS! YOU GOT CHAMOMILED!"
by digink December 27, 2009
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ChimiLeaks

When a friend publicly exposes information that you have told them in strict confidence without any provocation. Named after a famed provocateur who has since moved to Uzbekistan to escape conviction.
My girlfriend had no idea I smoked weed with a couple of friends at the movies only to be exposed by Chimileaks three years later at a informal lunch.
by Gypsy-Skater December 15, 2016
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Chimbley

A form of the word chimney, used in “mine oddity” the Minecraft parity song of David Bowie’s “space oddity”. The dialect stems from the character Lenny from “Of Mice and Men” who says “fambily” instead of family.
Take your chimbley pills and put your chimbley on.
by Chimbley Steve May 9, 2019
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chicamobile

A girl's car. An automobile specifically designed to be driven and owned by girls. Usually small and easy to park.
My brother was going to buy a Honda Fit but my dad told him it was a chicamobile and talked him out of it.
by Joe Iron March 16, 2008
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Chimbley

1. An alternate pronunciation of the word 'chimney'.
2. Part of a wonderful Decemberists song titled The Chimbley Sweep.
1. Lucille smokes like a chimbley.
2. For I am a poor and a wretched boy, a chimbley chimbley sweep.
by Ktee August 25, 2005
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chomobile

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).
I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.
by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008
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