Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the
transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically
recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an
ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"
Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers,
drumsticks and
ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of
the driver.