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Chesnick 

(Another term for smegma) A moist, creamy, feta cheese-like build-up between the male's penis head and the under foreskin. Although technically serving as a lubricant, the presence of chesnick is usually accompanied by an ammoniated fetor and is, today, considered a sign of poor genital hygiene
After withdrawing, Rupert noticed he had left chesnick remnants strewn over her lady garden, like over boiled potato fragments discarded on a sieve
Chesnick by MuppetMantis September 29, 2022
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Male genetalia that is larger in girth than it is in length.
I couldn't bang her because I have a cheswick.
Cheswick by William Burner November 4, 2003
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A penis whose length is shorter than its diameter.
That fat British bastard was sporting a cheswick in the men's lockerroom.
cheswick by grogan's heroes June 19, 2003

Chernick 

A paedophile who wears a long overcoat and also sports a big bush. He strands on street corners flashing to little girls, enticing them with lollipops hidden 'below the belt'.
This guy keeps on hanging around the Primary School. Must be a Chernick.
Chernick by PEEDOFILE June 18, 2011
A rare deformity occuring in the penis where the width of the shaft is longer than the entire penis.
Brandon Harvey got pantsed the yesterday. We all laughed at him because he has a cheswick
cheswick by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 7, 2006
My Cheswick was out of my pants and someone thought it looked like a pencil
Cheswick by Jewfro418 June 20, 2010
A poor player at everything with a pea sized brain. Have you seen that chestick guy ? Yeah I saw him in bronze one , he’s got a lower iq than william
Stop bricking shots , stop being a chestick
Chestick by leandro gomes December 26, 2020