Chesnick

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(Another term for smegma) A moist, creamy, feta cheese-like build-up between the male's penis head and the under foreskin. Although technically serving as a lubricant, the presence of chesnick is usually accompanied by an ammoniated fetor and is, today, considered a sign of poor genital hygiene

After withdrawing, Rupert noticed he had left chesnick remnants strewn over her lady garden, like over boiled potato fragments discarded on a sieve

Chesnick by MuppetMantis September 29, 2022

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Cheswick

Male genetalia that is larger in girth than it is in length.

I couldn't bang her because I have a cheswick.

Cheswick by William Burner November 4, 2003

Related Words

Chesnick • cheswick • Chernick • Chesneick • Chestick

cheswick

A penis whose length is shorter than its diameter.

That fat British bastard was sporting a cheswick in the men's lockerroom.

cheswick by grogan's heroes June 19, 2003

Chernick

A paedophile who wears a long overcoat and also sports a big bush. He strands on street corners flashing to little girls, enticing them with lollipops hidden 'below the belt'.

This guy keeps on hanging around the Primary School. Must be a Chernick.

Chernick by PEEDOFILE June 18, 2011

cheswick

A rare deformity occuring in the penis where the width of the shaft is longer than the entire penis.

Brandon Harvey got pantsed the yesterday. We all laughed at him because he has a cheswick

cheswick by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 7, 2006

Cheswick

An long extremely thin penis

My Cheswick was out of my pants and someone thought it looked like a pencil

Cheswick by Jewfro418 June 20, 2010

Chestick

A poor player at everything with a pea sized brain. Have you seen that chestick guy ? Yeah I saw him in bronze one , he’s got a lower iq than william

Stop bricking shots , stop being a chestick

Chestick by leandro gomes December 26, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026