chemyra

She's amazingly pretty and always makes stupid jokes that she doesn't even get. She dates a guy named Chris and one day will marry him. She's such a flits but her personality is amazing. Get you a Chemyra

You remind me of Chemyra

by Ooopppttt February 15, 2017

Chemtrails Over The Country Club

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by mayjailer88 January 14, 2021

Chemtrails

Chemtrails are the trails that are left behind by some airplanes. They're usually silver iodide (AgI), potassium iodide (KI), or Dry Ice ( CO2 (s) , Solid Carbon Dioxide). They are part of a cloud seeding program to make it rain or snow more to help prevent droughts, and to try to cool earth a little more by creating more clouds. It's good for water, but insufficient for global warming, and greener energy options to reduce CO2 emissions (like solar, wind, and maybe nuclear energy) are needed and not dumping your trash in the ocean so that turtles can eat the jellyfish and not sting you during the summer. There are more wildfires now. Will the earth cool down in time?

Tyler: I'm sweating! Stupid summer!
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.

*Starts raining.

Tyler: Yay! It's raining!

Josh: Woo hoo!

Stephanie: Woah!

*They all start dancing in the rain.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 28, 2023

Chemtrail Cough

That nagging cough you get that never gets too bad but also never goes away despite being perfectly healthy otherwise, taking tons of vitamins and trying all your natural home-remedies. A direct result of breathing chemicals (barium and aluminum) sprayed into the atmosphere by the government.

"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."

by peacechicken January 11, 2012

chemtrail

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.

Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

chemtrail

The means by which the Illuminati sprays its proverbial load.

"That bitch New World Order just shot me in the face with some nasty ass chemtrail."

by byan85 May 17, 2010

weed chemtrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.

Dude, did you get a whiff of that Lexus that drive by? It was leaving a serious weed chemtrail.

by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017