chemyra
She's amazingly pretty and always makes stupid jokes that she doesn't even get. She dates a guy named Chris and one day will marry him. She's such a flits but her personality is amazing. Get you a Chemyra
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Chemtrails Over The Country Club
Chemtrails Over The Country Club by mayjailer88 January 14, 2021
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Chemtrails
Chemtrails are the trails that are left behind by some airplanes. They're usually silver iodide (AgI), potassium iodide (KI), or Dry Ice ( CO2 (s) , Solid Carbon Dioxide). They are part of a cloud seeding program to make it rain or snow more to help prevent droughts, and to try to cool earth a little more by creating more clouds. It's good for water, but insufficient for global warming, and greener energy options to reduce CO2 emissions (like solar, wind, and maybe nuclear energy) are needed and not dumping your trash in the ocean so that turtles can eat the jellyfish and not sting you during the summer. There are more wildfires now. Will the earth cool down in time?
Tyler: I'm sweating! Stupid summer!
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.
*Starts raining.
Tyler: Yay! It's raining!
Josh: Woo hoo!
Stephanie: Woah!
*They all start dancing in the rain.
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.
*Starts raining.
Tyler: Yay! It's raining!
Josh: Woo hoo!
Stephanie: Woah!
*They all start dancing in the rain.
Chemtrails by HawaiianPunch1 June 28, 2023
Chemtrail Cough
That nagging cough you get that never gets too bad but also never goes away despite being perfectly healthy otherwise, taking tons of vitamins and trying all your natural home-remedies. A direct result of breathing chemicals (barium and aluminum) sprayed into the atmosphere by the government.
"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."
Chemtrail Cough by peacechicken January 11, 2012
chemtrail
Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.
Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.
Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.
Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.
chemtrail by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
chemtrail
weed chemtrail
Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.
From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.
From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.
weed chemtrail by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017
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