Chevrolet/General Motors fan boy often characterized by his general lack of automotive knowledge and belief that Ford sucks as well as general lack of knowledge about anything other than Budweiser and Skoal products. Usually drives a Camaro, preferably a third gen, IROC-Z being the penultimate. Often found in living in trailer parks with their sister/baby mama and possibly uncle/daddy. Can also often be found on the internet trolling Ford pages talking shit and telling everyone to LS swap their Mustang because they have nothing better to do while their Camaro is in the shop for it's 7th recall.
Ford guy 1: Dude, can you believe Chevtards still think Ford took a bail out?
Ford guy 2: Well, they did take that government loan.
Ford Guy 1: Dude, don't be a Chevtard
Chevtard: My Corvette could smoke any Mustang
Ford guy: well, it should be able to, it has a much larger engine and it's a much smaller, lighter sports car while the Mustang is a pony car, back seat and all.
Chevtard: fuck you let's race
Ford guy: Fine. *wins anyway*
Cheetarah was a fine ass cartoon cat-woman which every malechild born in 1985 wanted to bring to life and face-fuck. She was a Thundercat, known for her amazing speed and lightening quick reflexes. Cheetarah was armed with a bo staff. In the first episode of Thundercats "Exodus" you can see her boobs.
Niles: "Her voice is pretty annoying but yeah man I'd pound that thing's pussy haha!"
Kenny: "Good one Niles... say do you think if I got some spandex from the independent wrestling guys down the block and some white facepaint Kelly would..."
Derisive term for someone who believes in the Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory. The original meaning was directed at people who are poor at chemistry. The Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory holds that government planes are either seeding clouds to counter global warming or spraying mind-altering or health-altering chemical substances on unsuspecting populations around the world. Chemtards believe plane contrails (condensation ice crystal trails) are actually "chemtrails" (chemical trails), hence the name.
Chemtards are predominantly American, white, racist, scientifically illiterate defeated Republicans who hold President Obama responsible for applying the directives of the New World Order. They also believe in Planet Nibiru.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."