Chevtard

Chevrolet/General Motors fan boy often characterized by his general lack of automotive knowledge and belief that Ford sucks as well as general lack of knowledge about anything other than Budweiser and Skoal products. Usually drives a Camaro, preferably a third gen, IROC-Z being the penultimate. Often found in living in trailer parks with their sister/baby mama and possibly uncle/daddy. Can also often be found on the internet trolling Ford pages talking shit and telling everyone to LS swap their Mustang because they have nothing better to do while their Camaro is in the shop for it's 7th recall.

Ford guy 1: Dude, can you believe Chevtards still think Ford took a bail out?
Ford guy 2: Well, they did take that government loan.
Ford Guy 1: Dude, don't be a Chevtard

Chevtard: My Corvette could smoke any Mustang
Ford guy: well, it should be able to, it has a much larger engine and it's a much smaller, lighter sports car while the Mustang is a pony car, back seat and all.
Chevtard: fuck you let's race
Ford guy: Fine. *wins anyway*

Chevtard by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016

Chetard 

Middle Class teenage "rebels" that wear a t-shirt of someone they don't know; that Che would have shot in two seconds.

Chetard: "Hey check out my "Chay" shirt"

Chetard's friend: "Who is that?"

Chetard: "..."

Chetard by asikjbdhgfuhu May 16, 2010

chemtard

Derisive term for someone who believes in the Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory. The original meaning was directed at people who are poor at chemistry. The Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory holds that government planes are either seeding clouds to counter global warming or spraying mind-altering or health-altering chemical substances on unsuspecting populations around the world. Chemtards believe plane contrails (condensation ice crystal trails) are actually "chemtrails" (chemical trails), hence the name.

Chemtards are predominantly American, white, racist, scientifically illiterate defeated Republicans who hold President Obama responsible for applying the directives of the New World Order. They also believe in Planet Nibiru.

chemtard by baracine June 12, 2009

Chemtard

A. Someone who fails chemistry class.

B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of

chemtrails.

A. Dude I failed my chemistry class, I'm such a chemtard!

B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.

Chemtard by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 10, 2012

chavtard 

a person whos a chav+a retard

'nirvik is a chavtard'

chavtard by Gav Gav July 19, 2007

chavtard 

General description of Britians emerging peasant class.

Combination of Chav and retard

The chavtards donned their Burberry hats and drove to the nearest Maccy Ds in their clapped out Vauxhaull Nova.

chavtard by Chavbasher December 20, 2004

chemtard

A chemtard is someone who chose to take chemistry and then realised it was a grave mistake.. and are pretty much a failure in the subject.

Chemtard: Uhh... how do you test for carbon dioxide?

Other person: We learnt that like 2 years ago.

Chemtard: Oh.. fail. I'm such a chemtard.

chemtard by Kirst...x.x.x.x April 8, 2008