Cheesetard 

A person who achieves 40% or less on a cheese-related test or quiz.

Don't trust his advice when it comes to fine cheeses, rumour has it that he's a cheesetard!

Cheesetard by Furlong_The_Egyptian July 25, 2016

cheesetard 

noun: a person who is being brainlessly retarded

stop being a cheesetard

cheesetard by Flowsie September 2, 2005

Cheesetard 

The act of putting so much cheese onto something it is just retarded.

Bro 1: Man I made a pizza with 9 different cheese, straight ham
Bro 2: Bro you went full cheesetard there, you never go full cheesetard

Cheesetard by Nineinchesofnav April 4, 2015

Cheeseboard 

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.

“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”

Cheeseboard by -Cutters- December 30, 2017

cheesebar

The cheesebar is the top bar across the top of a hockey net (usually refered to as a crossbar). If your a hockey player and you don't go cheesebar down then there really isn't a reason to score, you might as well of just stayed home. Cheesebar and in or nothing.

Going Cheesebar is also one of the three ways to score on pond hockey (or backyard rink hockey), or when the goalie is an asshole and doesn't show up, forcing people to go posts.

"Wow Yzerman just went cheesebar down on that sick goal."
"Jeff couldn't hit the cheesebar if his life depended on it. Way to be Jeff, just live the dream."

cheesebar by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007

cheesemare 

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.

I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.

cheesemare by Remedy X April 24, 2005

dirty cheesecurd 

The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then getting head from the woman as she keeps the shit in her mouth. When cumming, the jizz gets mixed in with your own shit.

Trichelle got the dirty cheesecurd by Jack

dirty cheesecurd by YRFAICLAWL April 16, 2010