cheetard

When the only plausible explanation for someone saying or doing something incredibly stupid is that their head must be filled with Cheetos snacks.

If Dean tells another pointless story during the staff meeting, I'm going to blow my brains out. That guy is so cheetarded.

cheetard by Captain Peepers October 14, 2005

Chevtard

Chevrolet/General Motors fan boy often characterized by his general lack of automotive knowledge and belief that Ford sucks as well as general lack of knowledge about anything other than Budweiser and Skoal products. Usually drives a Camaro, preferably a third gen, IROC-Z being the penultimate. Often found in living in trailer parks with their sister/baby mama and possibly uncle/daddy. Can also often be found on the internet trolling Ford pages talking shit and telling everyone to LS swap their Mustang because they have nothing better to do while their Camaro is in the shop for it's 7th recall.

Ford guy 1: Dude, can you believe Chevtards still think Ford took a bail out?
Ford guy 2: Well, they did take that government loan.
Ford Guy 1: Dude, don't be a Chevtard

Chevtard: My Corvette could smoke any Mustang
Ford guy: well, it should be able to, it has a much larger engine and it's a much smaller, lighter sports car while the Mustang is a pony car, back seat and all.
Chevtard: fuck you let's race
Ford guy: Fine. *wins anyway*

Chevtard by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016

Chetard 

Middle Class teenage "rebels" that wear a t-shirt of someone they don't know; that Che would have shot in two seconds.

Chetard: "Hey check out my "Chay" shirt"

Chetard's friend: "Who is that?"

Chetard: "..."

Chetard by asikjbdhgfuhu May 16, 2010

Cheetarah 

Cheetarah was a fine ass cartoon cat-woman which every male child born in 1985 wanted to bring to life and face-fuck. She was a Thundercat, known for her amazing speed and lightening quick reflexes. Cheetarah was armed with a bo staff. In the first episode of Thundercats "Exodus" you can see her boobs.

Kenny: "Dude is it me or is Cheetarah kinda hot?"

Niles: "Her voice is pretty annoying but yeah man I'd pound that thing's pussy haha!"

Kenny: "Good one Niles... say do you think if I got some spandex from the independent wrestling guys down the block and some white facepaint Kelly would..."

Niles: "Doubtful Kenny... doubtful"

Cheetarah by Harrowfear August 26, 2008

chemtard

Derisive term for someone who believes in the Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory. The original meaning was directed at people who are poor at chemistry. The Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory holds that government planes are either seeding clouds to counter global warming or spraying mind-altering or health-altering chemical substances on unsuspecting populations around the world. Chemtards believe plane contrails (condensation ice crystal trails) are actually "chemtrails" (chemical trails), hence the name.

Chemtards are predominantly American, white, racist, scientifically illiterate defeated Republicans who hold President Obama responsible for applying the directives of the New World Order. They also believe in Planet Nibiru.

chemtard by baracine June 12, 2009

Chemtard

A. Someone who fails chemistry class.

B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of

chemtrails.

A. Dude I failed my chemistry class, I'm such a chemtard!

B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.

Chemtard by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 10, 2012

Creetard 

A Native American person who is very stupid.

Wow that group in the welfare line sure are Creetards.

Creetard by claytonmagnet1234 October 18, 2011