rumour 

an event constructed by people that have small brains

the rumour goes he was a man whore but only because sally got shut down by him.

rumour by jimmytrubl August 4, 2007

rumour 

a rumor is a story spread among a number of people which is unconfirmed or likely false.

kaite- omg i just heard a rumour that Chris and Britney had sex

rumour by cryingclouds January 26, 2007

Rumour 

Invaraibly a lie, something with no factual founding, spread amongst poorly educated members of the working class whose critical faculties have never been fully developed. Rumours are in genertal pure hearsay.

"The rumour is that **** is messing about behind his wife's back."

Rumour by Paps1904 March 22, 2012

rumour 

Someone who doesn't have an account on any social networking sites such as Facebook, Flickr, LinkedIn, Twitter, MySpace, Habbo, Friendster, Orkut, Bebo, Last.fm or dogging.co.uk

These individuals typically like to think they are invisible, but usually aren't. They also utilise same said sites to stalk other people online.

Also spelt rumor (US spelling).

"Don't give out my mobile number, dude, I'm a just rumour."

rumour by x8oi May 1, 2009

Rumour 

Literally the worst person in the world.

Rumour is so sus.

Rumour by Daddy jaxon January 11, 2021

Rumour Train 

A term used to represent the speed and efficiency at which gossip travels. It draws to mind a train carrying rumours on it and depositing these rumours to everyone it passes.

If you find yourself in a situation where gossip is traveling fast, for example, a camp or a small high school, or you find out a news/gossip item that is fairly recent, you then say "Rumour Train!" noting that the piece of gossip is traveling at the speed of a train.

You may optionally say "Rumour Train, WOO WOO" afterwards to emulate the sound a train containing rumours would sound like.

Senior Camper 1: Did you hear Noah and Rachel are foolzing again?

Senior Camper 2: When did it happen?
Senior Camper 1: Last night!
Senior Camper 2: Rumour TRAIN! WOO WOO!

Staff member: I heard you and Miranda were making out at Chapel point after evening program.
Camper: HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?

Staff member: Rumour Train!

Rumour Train by AEPI Jedi May 25, 2010

rumour nigga

He's always makin nonsense up and getting all up in everyone's shit.

"woh woh woh. he said that his dad scored in the 1986 world cup final? fuck that man, he's just a rumour nigga"

rumour nigga by at1981 November 5, 2009