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chazvr___ by chazvr April 15, 2022

Chavrose 

Someone of humble origins, new to the middle class who makes a big deal about food shopping at Waitrose or M&S. Such types will lose no opportunity to let you know where that "delightful couscous salad" came from and will frequently carry other items in a Waitrose/M&S bag to drive the point home. Normally the dregs of society who get their news from The Daily Mail, they will often scorn Aldi/Lidl shoppers and invite others to share their disgusting insecurity. Regard themselves as "posh", a word and a concept that is alien to anyone with breeding.
That Chavrose was around again this morning, banging on about who came to her dinner party.

Oh God, that awful Chavrose is coming over. I've never met anyone so common.
Chavrose by James Bund June 12, 2018

chavriolet

A truly horrendous, offensively customised car without a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting ‘body kit’, alloy wheels, rear spoiler and - ideally - an exhaust system with six tail pipes. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
Daz: "Hello John, got a new motor?"
Baz: "Yea, top innit?"
Daz: " Yea, a chavriolet, init?"
chavriolet by urbane gorilla June 25, 2005
The choice of newspaper read by a Chav, these papers include, but are not limited to The Sun, The News of The World, The Mirror, The Express and also The Mail (the latter two being the choice for the middle class Chav) in which defines the only outlook on the world for a Chav.
You're not reading that ChavRag again are you?

Pass me that ChavRag, I've run out of toilet paper.

You mean to say, you PAID for that ChavRag?!

Danny, what's the easiest way to spot a Chav? I'll tell you Smithy.. You see that preson flicking through The Sun over there? That's a Chav!
ChavRag by AbsMy December 4, 2010
A chavrah (chav-rah) is a person from an affluent background who acts and dresses like a chav. They appear to want to reject their background whilst a teenager in an effort to seem cool amongst their peers. The irony exists that despite this superficial rejection of the Rah (posh dick) persona, they retain their arrogance and spoilt demand for their parents hard earned cash. Once a chavrah comes of age they return to a full Rah persona and reflect on their 'rebellious' youth...
Person 1: Why's Gregory dressing like a chav these days?
Person 2: Not sure, think he's developing into a bit of a chavrah to be honest
Gregory: Y u chatin' shit 'bout me bluds!?
chavrah by nelboy78 October 18, 2013
The pronunciation of the word "true" by African Americans or other people of "ghetto descent".
Ghetto Person #1: Yo honey you eva realize that Samuel L. Jackson is in like every movie?

Ghetto Person #2. Oh my gawd, nuh-uh, that is so chavroo!
Chavroo by R Ravioli December 19, 2010