Skip to main content

Chavrose 

Someone of humble origins, new to the middle class who makes a big deal about food shopping at Waitrose or M&S. Such types will lose no opportunity to let you know where that "delightful couscous salad" came from and will frequently carry other items in a Waitrose/M&S bag to drive the point home. Normally the dregs of society who get their news from The Daily Mail, they will often scorn Aldi/Lidl shoppers and invite others to share their disgusting insecurity. Regard themselves as "posh", a word and a concept that is alien to anyone with breeding.
That Chavrose was around again this morning, banging on about who came to her dinner party.

Oh God, that awful Chavrose is coming over. I've never met anyone so common.
Chavrose by James Bund June 12, 2018

Get a Chatroom

Akin to the seemingly antiquated phrase "Get a room," "Get a Chatroom" should be used openly towards couples, or anyone for that matter, getting a bit too mushy online. Perfect for facebook wall conversations. It can also be used for when your notifications get bombarded because you decided to say "Nice Outfit!" on a friend's picture. This picture then sparked a flirtfest between the picture-poster and another random individual, leaving you to not only get annoyed, but notified! Next time you see this retch-inducing display online, let them know what they should do!
John: Oh baby, you look so hot O_O

Lisa: AwWw, thanks smoochems! I loveeee yOoOoO! Can't wait to see you later, muahhhhhh!

John: YOU can't wait?! You should see me over here!! I'm itching to get off so I can come visit my hunny bunny!

Rudy: Ewww, Get a Chatroom you guys!
Get a Chatroom by SKSharma January 26, 2011

chatroom thug

Someone who acts big on the internet, threatening people normally who they don't even know will probably never meet. pussys.
this random guy keeps giving abuse, hes surely just a chatroom thug
chatroom thug by rewindDUDE March 5, 2009

chatroom nihilism 

When someone engages in meaningless and thoughtlessly destructive conversation because it’s not face to face.
Once she had established her fictional online identity, she fell into a seductive pattern of unabashed chatroom nihilism.
chatroom nihilism by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

chavriolet

A truly horrendous, offensively customised car without a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting ‘body kit’, alloy wheels, rear spoiler and - ideally - an exhaust system with six tail pipes. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
Daz: "Hello John, got a new motor?"
Baz: "Yea, top innit?"
Daz: " Yea, a chavriolet, init?"
chavriolet by urbane gorilla June 25, 2005

chatroom 

def 1: An online community where young teenage males pretend to be young teenage females to flirt with a lesbian and get nude pics... where in actual fact the 'lesbian' is really a perverted old man pretending to be a teenage lesbian to flirt with other teenage girls and get nude pics. Both sets of pics exchanged are fake - from a website claiming to offer 'youngest teen models' but are actually 25 year-old failed glamour models with their hair in bunches. But neither man really cares - they've both got their nobs out.

OR def 2: An online community where young teenage males look for cyber sex. But all the 'girls' they talk to are really perverted middleaged gay men with their nobs out, wanting to see someone masturbate on webcam.

OR def 3: An online community that only exists for the sole purpose of finding a real girl on her webcam! People enter the room, ask to view the cams, and then leave when they realise the only people that will let them view are middleaged men with their nobs out.
Joe, 16 who thinks he's talking to Sarah, 14 is actually talking to Bob, 43... But Bob doesnt know that Joe isnt really called Joe - he's called Dave and he's 35.
chatroom by spunky March 20, 2004