ChavRag

The choice of newspaper read by a Chav, these papers include, but are not limited to The Sun, The News of The World, The Mirror, The Express and also The Mail (the latter two being the choice for the middle class Chav) in which defines the only outlook on the world for a Chav.

You're not reading that ChavRag again are you?

Pass me that ChavRag, I've run out of toilet paper.

You mean to say, you PAID for that ChavRag?!

Danny, what's the easiest way to spot a Chav? I'll tell you Smithy.. You see that preson flicking through The Sun over there? That's a Chav!

by AbsMy December 4, 2010

chavwagon

An automobile typically used for the transportation of chavs. Often Ford Fiesta five seater cars with seven pregnant chavs sitting in the back and two pot-smoking chavs holding cans of Special Brew in the front.

The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements:

- The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems.
- The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt.
- The petrol cap must be missing.
- Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy.
- At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing.
- Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot".
- Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear.
- Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate.
- Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.

Darren: "Shit, I've got to pick up my missus from school and go to probation by six o'clock."

Lisa: "Use the chavwagon, like..."

Darren: "Mint."

by Dai Twice October 17, 2008

Chavage

The act of being a chav which makes the chav feel more like a chav

Oi you, yous a cunt-says the chav feeling like a true chavage

by Dmslider January 13, 2018

chavrah

A chavrah (chav-rah) is a person from an affluent background who acts and dresses like a chav. They appear to want to reject their background whilst a teenager in an effort to seem cool amongst their peers. The irony exists that despite this superficial rejection of the Rah (posh dick) persona, they retain their arrogance and spoilt demand for their parents hard earned cash. Once a chavrah comes of age they return to a full Rah persona and reflect on their 'rebellious' youth...

Person 1: Why's Gregory dressing like a chav these days?
Person 2: Not sure, think he's developing into a bit of a chavrah to be honest
Gregory: Y u chatin' shit 'bout me bluds!?

by nelboy78 October 18, 2013

Chavrästerdam

Duuven (Mythical language of the mythical people of Duuve Island, who later settled across North America: literally "City of the Harvester," it is another word for Winnipeg (capital of Manitoba, Canada). Thought up by ARF 34, an unusual person from that city.

I am from Chavrästerdam, Chavrästerania (Manitoba). It is my hometown. It is cold in winter in Chavrästerdam. Chavrästerdam women are very beautiful.

by Adam Smith (Arf 34) December 24, 2004

Chavagator

Combining the words Chav and propagator. Description of white stretched limo full of young chav kids hanging out of the rear windows as it cruises around town centres.

Don't look now but a Hummer chavagator it trying to do a 48 point turn into Union Street

by m-p May 28, 2005

Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum]

It is literally crappy writing on the streets or on walls in towns which serves little purpose apart from making the street or wall look awfull. Unlike graffiti.

As in "chav".
An ever-rapidly growing national underclass/sub species of human. Donning nothing else than designer sport wear.
Caring for nothing more (usually) than cars, brethren chavs and foul attitudes (and the odd pram, which will likely contain a chavling of which the jury is still out as to who is the father).

A "chavroglyphic" is similar to graffiti except it is not artistic & impressive.
It will probably look totally unintelligable to the regualar citizen.
A "Chavroglyic" will contain "glyphs" and other such chav associated slang. Only interpretted by their own crew, rivalling possies or freshly bred chavlings (young'uns).
Think egyptian "hieroglyphics", then you got it, hence "chavroglyphic(s)".

Some minor examples:
(phonetics)
"Chow ma bitch, wid ma posse o dem crack'eds meet dem round dee carna, innit"
"Low us bare dollar, man"
"I has got dee most bling, me thinks dat well phat like, faq yo mom"
"got phat green, ring dis num 077xxxxxxx"
or,
"Ring 077xxxxxx johno wants sex, innit bo-yah boi!"

by Ben of H. August 24, 2005