chavriolet

A truly horrendous, offensively customised car without a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting ‘body kit’, alloy wheels, rear spoiler and - ideally - an exhaust system with six tail pipes. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

Daz: "Hello John, got a new motor?"
Baz: "Yea, top innit?"
Daz: " Yea, a chavriolet, init?"

chavriolet by urbane gorilla June 25, 2005

Diamond Chevrolet 

v. To be nickel-and-dimed by passive-aggressive behavior, particularly by a company that sells products and/or services; to be ripped-off, misrepresented, or billed for unforseen expenses.

The word originated from the Webster Square neighborhood of Worcester, MA, as a result of the widely publicized business practices of the Diamond Chevrolet dealership.

I made sure my boss signed a contract before I started the project, or else I knew he'd Diamond Chevrolet me on my paycheck.

Everyone in Worcester knows someone who has been Diamond Chevrolet'd, so there's no excuse for it to happen to them.

You filthy Diamond Chevroleting rat, you killed my brother...

Diamond Chevrolet by MattYouKnowWho April 9, 2008

chevrolet movie theater 

A car produced in limited runs from 1972-1975. Modeled after a Chevrolet G30 Beauville, built stock with a monocoque chassis and a 4.1L Inline 6 block, manual 4 speed transmission and RWD. Stock equipped with a turbo and plush interior made from suede and leathers from alligator and crocodile, as well as sheep and deer leathers. Standard package equipped with a dolby surround sound system, manual projector, and screen against the driver side pillar wall. Couch style seating for 8 across from the screen. MSRP starting ~$21,800

Interior crocodile, alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

chevrolet movie theater by SeniorShizzle December 13, 2012

Chevrolet Equinox 

One of the all-time greatest SUVs by Chevrolet, especially the second gen (2010-2015) and third gen (2016-2017). It features an optional fuel efficient 2.4 liter Ecotec inline-4 and a more powerful 3.6 liter Ecotec V-6. Both engine options feature an organized layout and DI (Direct injection) fuel injectors. This vehicle also features more leg room and cargo room than you might think. All trim levels come standard with remote start on the key fob. The LTZ model, later changed to "Premier" nameplate in 2016 for the third gen includes a stylish finish with chrome trim placement, stylish interior, tri-coat paint finish, remote-push rear liftgate, easy-to-use infotainment center, Bluetooth connectivity, and more modern conveniences. Although the highest trim level offers more, base models still maintain a sharp look and safety features all-round. There is one issue in particular with 2010-2013 model year Equinox and that is increased oil consumption. General Motors recalled this issue soon after in 2014 and can be treated under warranty. If you are looking for reliability, comfort, safety, cargo room, and efficiency, the Equinox is your token.

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Joseph: "...So anyway, what car is your mind set on?"
Dave: "I would like a Chevrolet Equinox for my wife and kids."
Joseph: "Good for families on a budget!"

Chevrolet Equinox by ChevyEquinox December 2, 2020

1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS 

The Sexiest car in existence. Though unfortunately there are few thats able to be driven these days. Created by the Chevrolet company in - you guessed it - 1969. 'SS' refers to the body style and type.

"What's your dream car?"
"1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS."
"Sweet!"

1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS by Denhyan Belloop August 1, 2012

Chevrolet Suburban 

A large vehicle manufactured by Chevrolet of GM that is often used by men to compensate for small penis size due to its price tag and size.

Tiny Dick Dale,who lives down the road,owns a Chevrolet Suburban.

Chevrolet Suburban by That guy,you know,him June 14, 2014

Chevrolet Prizm 

A car otherwise seen as a Toyota Corolla, but with Chevrolet's bowtie badge on it. Prizms, made by Toyota for Chevrolet, were no longer produced after the year of 2002. The car is entirely made by Toyota except for some minor interior design done by Chevrolet. 2002 Toyota Corollas and Chevy Prizms are equipped with a 4-cylinder, approximetly 125 Hp, 16 Valve VVT-i engine. A Varible Valve Timing Intelligent engine, seen in some of today's newer and more popular vehicles.

I myself own a Chevrolet Prizm, and yes I get a lot of crap from my friends for owning a "notta real Chevy" but it is a very reliable car. And I give Chevy credit because they noticed that Toyota had a reliable car (Corolla) that they could put their name on and sell for less. But for a Corolla my car really boots for what it is, and I've raced cars in my own class and have come out the winner. Chevy Prizms are not bad cars.

Dave: "Look at that car."
Nick: "Yeah, it's a Toyota Corolla."
Dave: "It's a Chevrolet Prizm."
Nick: "Same thing.."

Chevrolet Prizm by Jenn Who, Jenn Jones May 8, 2007