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1) Someone who goes out of their way to get someone else in trouble.
2) Someone who causes their own problems, yet names you as the source, to get you in trouble.

Working at the bottom of the totem pole job, ie: cashier, front desk, etc. where workers are easily replaceable and unreasonable guests have it out for you. You got them diet coke which they asked for, when all the sudden they believe they wanted a coke and it's your problem for not mind reading the situation. You had a slight altercation that in normal day life would go unnoticed, but since they are a customer and you are an employee they go above and beyond - calling corporate - to get you into trouble.
1) I was working the cashier the other day and I got chaconed by a customer.
Oh boy, what happened?
He said he wanted small fries, changed his mind to medium, and didn't want to pay extra. Then he started going above and beyond to management. It was this whole thing.
Yeah, I can't stand all these chaconers.

2) This guest tried chaconing me yesterday.
What happened this time?
We were valeting cars and I told him I would park it across the street. He complained to management saying I was going to park it 3 blocks away.
Haha, you always get chaconed man.
Chacone by Hockeyguy September 2, 2013
Related Words
Chamone also shamone was Michael Jackson's curious way of saying "come on" in the song, Bad.

Michael Jackson set the precedent for this type of pseudo-mondegreen by replacing the k-sound at the beginning of the word, kid, with the ch-sound in the song, Billie Jean, resulting in the Michaelese word, chid.
You know Im bad, Im bad. You know it. Chamone!
chamone by Hoopermazing June 27, 2009
Michael Jackson's way of saying "come on". Best examples are in the bad video.
chamoooooooone, mutha fucka!
chamone by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
a penis that is wider than it is long
Tim: man that guys got a tuna can for a dick
Jimmy: oh, you mean a chalone?
Tim: yeah
Chalone by Anonymous May 28, 2003
This is the verbal level of chate that someone may use to define a person, place, thing or actions chateness. Not to be misunderstood as ones chate-factor.
Dans chateness is far beyond this worlds!
Her chateness is high!
chateness by JonnyV April 21, 2005

chatnesia 

When you lose your chat history of previous conversations, and can't remember anything about someone you previously chatted with.
(Nick): Jennifer, right?
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia
chatnesia by Lunamor September 5, 2009