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Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.
Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.
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Changnesia 

Noun|Origin: Greek/Chinese

The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.
"I know he was a terrible man but you have to feel a bit sorry for him, he suffered Changnesia."
Changnesia by TeePee March 25, 2013

camnesia 

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.
Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.
camnesia by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Chanecia 

Chanecia is an intelligent and beautiful girl. She can brighten any room with her vivacious personality. Though she may seem withdrawn at times she’s truly an exceptional human being who deserves nothing but the absolute best. She also has a bomb ass body which turn heads wherever she goes.
Everyone: Chanecia is truly an angel.
Chanecia by mrsfantastic July 25, 2018
When one loses memory in the process of cramming/studying.

When one forgets the material one was just cramming.
"I've been studying so hard for accounting but I completely forgot what I just read!"

"Yo, sounds like a case of cramnesia."
cramnesia by joejoelee December 18, 2008

Chinesian 

An object that is designed for the purpose of looking Chinese.
That vase is way too Chinesian.
Chinesian by bianca_castafiore February 28, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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