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1) Someone who goes out of their way to get someone else in trouble.
2) Someone who causes their own problems, yet names you as the source, to get you in trouble.

Working at the bottom of the totem pole job, ie: cashier, front desk, etc. where workers are easily replaceable and unreasonable guests have it out for you. You got them diet coke which they asked for, when all the sudden they believe they wanted a coke and it's your problem for not mind reading the situation. You had a slight altercation that in normal day life would go unnoticed, but since they are a customer and you are an employee they go above and beyond - calling corporate - to get you into trouble.
1) I was working the cashier the other day and I got chaconed by a customer.
Oh boy, what happened?
He said he wanted small fries, changed his mind to medium, and didn't want to pay extra. Then he started going above and beyond to management. It was this whole thing.
Yeah, I can't stand all these chaconers.

2) This guest tried chaconing me yesterday.
What happened this time?
We were valeting cars and I told him I would park it across the street. He complained to management saying I was going to park it 3 blocks away.
Haha, you always get chaconed man.
Chacone by Hockeyguy September 2, 2013
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Chaconian 

An individual that always wears Chacos. Temperature does not matter to the true Chaconian. If it's 30 degrees, or 120 degrees, a Chaconian will be in their Chacos. Elements and location does not matter to the true Chaconian. If it's raining, snowing or storming, a Chaconian will be in their Chacos. If they are at the beach, kayaking, playing Ultimate, or rock climbing, a true Chaconian will be in their Chacos. To the Chaconian, Chacos are much more than a pair of awesome sandals, it's a lifestyle.
Guy #1:"Did you see that guy wearing his Chacos yesterday? He must be crazy! It was snowing!"
Guy #2:"He's not crazy! He's a Chaconian!"
Chaconian by RedWo1f24 April 12, 2012
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Chamone also shamone was Michael Jackson's curious way of saying "come on" in the song, Bad.

Michael Jackson set the precedent for this type of pseudo-mondegreen by replacing the k-sound at the beginning of the word, kid, with the ch-sound in the song, Billie Jean, resulting in the Michaelese word, chid.
You know Im bad, Im bad. You know it. Chamone!
chamone by Hoopermazing June 27, 2009
acne on the chest. Other non-facial variants include necne (neck acne), butne (butt acne) and bacne.
i can't wear that shirt, the neckline is way low and i have horrible chacne.
Chacne by mo-a February 8, 2005

chackney 

Dude Morgan Simmons has a bad case of chachney!!!

Ya i know it is so disgusting her chackney it makes me sick.

That Morgan that cunt, her chankney is like her face and body; ugly as hell!
chackney by Queen BFH June 23, 2008
Michael Jackson's way of saying "come on". Best examples are in the bad video.
chamoooooooone, mutha fucka!
chamone by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Chaconing 

To take an exceptionally long time to perform a menial task.
Quit Chaconing that daily pouch.
Chaconing by enil01 June 24, 2011
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