Hoopermazing's definitions

Sag-Nasty

Sag-Nasty is the nickname for the post-industrial, mid-Michigan rust-bucket town of Saginaw.

It is also an apt description of the breasts of a female rapper named Khia.

Why doesn't Khia wear a bra? Surely she knows that her boobs Sag-Nasty.

by Hoopermazing August 4, 2009

chamone

Chamone also shamone was Michael Jackson's curious way of saying "come on" in the song, Bad.

Michael Jackson set the precedent for this type of pseudo-mondegreen by replacing the k-sound at the beginning of the word, kid, with the ch-sound in the song, Billie Jean, resulting in the Michaelese word, chid.

You know Im bad, Im bad. You know it. Chamone!

by Hoopermazing June 27, 2009

publicist

Publicist is a euphemism for, white girl. It is typically used by black celebrities, who date white women, as a joking pretense that the white women with whom they might be seen are actual publicists.

I saw Terrance Howard and Jamie Foxx leaving the club last night with a couple of publicists.

by Hoopermazing April 13, 2009

pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

home cheese

Home cheese is synonymous with homie, home boy, home skillet, home slice and the seldom referenced home piece. All of these expressions are terms of endearment--in an urban context--and are meant to demonstrate affection and either familiarity or at least a similarity of circumstances. Home cheese dates from at least the late 1980s' early hip hop scene. It, along with home skillet was usually said in a somewhat ironic manner, i.e. it was purposely absurd.

Yo, what up home cheese? What be the haps?

by Hoopermazing June 11, 2006

bobo

Bobo is a somewhat archaic pejorative term for white men collectively. It is similar in meaning to "the man" or "whitey."

Black folks invented rock & roll, but bobo stole it and thereafter pretended that Elvis made it up.

by Hoopermazing September 21, 2005