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noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.

verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"

"Just Dans."

"Does anybody know where Dans is?"

"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
Dans by Dans Hefner April 7, 2009
I went to the ghetto liquor store and there were so many DANS hanging around the store.
DANS by Brooke Lane July 24, 2011
When someone tells you to f*** off or in other words get lost.
“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day

Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”
Dans by Karol Maple June 7, 2019

dans ton cul 

Romantic French idiom used whenever one asks about the location of something or someone.

Very useful on job interviews or for wedding toasts.
"Chérie, où sont les relevés du compte ?

Dans ton cul !"

"Honey, where are the bank statements ?

Up your ass !"
dans ton cul by Dat Fucking French October 26, 2014

Dans mom 

Dans mom by SheevTheSenate66 September 17, 2021

dans nub 

The genetalia of a man you know is lacking in the downstairs department. Therefore it is a nub.
When he pulled down his pants, i knew it was a dans nub.
dans nub by Banana potato March 15, 2015