channingoo

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.

I really just want to channingoo him jeez.

by Neko45 November 21, 2019

Chandingo

A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".

(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)

Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!

Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...

Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!

Clara: ...

Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...

by THELAUGHINGMAN3993 December 11, 2010

channing the tatum

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

by VonComedy June 13, 2014

Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

by LoSho March 5, 2013

fat channing

1. English verb meaning "To mess something up"
2. Totally F* that up
3.To waste an opportunity.

1. The lighting was perfect for this shot and I totally fat channinged it.
2. I totally fat channinged that pick up line.

by CheesyChester October 14, 2014

Channing Tatum

Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...

Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com

by Chexy February 6, 2005

Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum is that one white guy in every predominantly black movie

Channing Tatum is an independent coloured women

by Bin chickens have rights too November 17, 2019