Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...
Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com
by Chexy February 7, 2005
Channing Tatum is that one white guy in every predominantly black movie
Channing Tatum is an independent coloured women
by Bin chickens have rights too November 18, 2019
Model/Actor that is actually smart and can read. Was on "CSI", "MTV's Fashionably Loud" and will be on two upcoming episodes of the OC.
Channing Tatum is...wow...
by Diane February 12, 2005
Cullman County, Alabama born - Mississippi raised boy.
From Glenville, West Virginia State College Football Player to Model now Actor.
Good looking, now trade marked for his shaved head and impressively sculputed body ( not to mention jaw )

A : Have you seen Step Up?
B : No... Y?
A : There's this Guy... Channing something........ he's incredibly hot
B : ... Wide jaw?
A : ...yeah? Y?

B : Channing Tatum, and no I haven't
A : then ...
B : She's the Man, Duke Orsino
A : OOOOOOOO... You know he could be a model
B : haha... funny you should mention that...
by 0486 May 20, 2007
A tight wrinkly schmorgishborg of bacterial infection on the genitals.
Symptoms included: drippy dick, mould spores and gangnam stile
That bitch I hole banged last night gave me a vicious Channing Tatum

I tried the Dick Soak Method and it gave me Channing Tatum

I got real dick burn happenin!! I think my Tatum is Channed
by Jiggle me dick May 3, 2013
A very ugly man who makes your eyeballs want to bleed.
P1: Who is Channing Tatum?

P2: Check the definition on urban dictionary
by Fiona rosesky April 15, 2020
Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).
Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.
by theretardedchef March 7, 2011