tatum

a beautiful girl that is the most popular person ever whos cooler then everyone else and who all the guys like..

man, that girl is a tatum

by hercules January 15, 2004

tatum

a girl who thinks she's funny and laughs way too much

She's a tatum. Annoying as a cat.

by amanda 1998 eat me March 14, 2012

tatum

slang for potato, similar to tater
potatos -> p’tatums -> tatum(s)

How do you like yer tatums cooked?

by FoodWaterWifi June 16, 2020

tatum

A bird-like man that knows large word, it feast on young childrens fun life

Damn Mr. Tatum took my life away, i hope i die

by Hazan March 24, 2003

tatum

the chode. the wrinkly bo binkins connecting the anus and the scrote.

You smell like a rotten tatum.
Your tatum is bleeding.

by Gavin Jackson May 14, 2003

tatum

The man beast who plans to kill philip bond.

No mr.tatum please take your penis out of my rectum

by Pontious August 5, 2003

Tatum

The most beautiful girl in the world.

The craziest girl in the world.

She has the potential to be the best girlfriend in the whole universe but if you break her heart she'll blow up your house with a petrol bomb.

She is one of those girls that looks innocent but is extremely freaky.

Phil: Dude, You and Tatum have something special.

Josh: Yeah man, we had our ups and downs, she blew up my house once, but I love her.

by Grandpa Howard May 16, 2019