champooning 

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

champooning by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

Shampooning 

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

Shampooning by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

Champagning 

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.

"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."

Champagning by waitwut December 5, 2014

Champagning 

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.

Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches

Champagning by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011

Championing 

1: The act of stepping up to a challenge every time, and never failing, no matter what.
2: Being a champion in every little thing you do.

Girl 1 - "Wow, how does Jacob do it? He's always on top of everything and two steps ahead of everyone else."
Girl 2 - "Oh Jacob? He's just Championing all day long."
Girls 3 - "I'd bang him."

Championing by theonesanch January 1, 2012

Champagning 

Many men cum inside a girls ass and then they stick a cork in the girls asshole; then pull the cork out with a corkscrew and then the cum spurts out of the girls ass like a champagne bottle.

Guy: Yo how was the bukkake last night?

Friend: Oh it was sick dude! We even did some Champagning; there was cum all over the place.

Champagning by UselessPsycho February 24, 2017

Champagning 

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.

Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’

Champagning by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022