champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

Champagning

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.

"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."

by waitwut December 5, 2014

Champagning

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.

Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches

by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011

Championing

1: The act of stepping up to a challenge every time, and never failing, no matter what.
2: Being a champion in every little thing you do.

Girl 1 - "Wow, how does Jacob do it? He's always on top of everything and two steps ahead of everyone else."
Girl 2 - "Oh Jacob? He's just Championing all day long."
Girls 3 - "I'd bang him."

by theonesanch January 1, 2012

Champagning

Many men cum inside a girls ass and then they stick a cork in the girls asshole; then pull the cork out with a corkscrew and then the cum spurts out of the girls ass like a champagne bottle.

Guy: Yo how was the bukkake last night?

Friend: Oh it was sick dude! We even did some Champagning; there was cum all over the place.

by UselessPsycho February 24, 2017

Champagning

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.

Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’

by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022