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Champagning 

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.
"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."
Champagning by waitwut December 5, 2014
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Champagning 

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.
Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches
Champagning by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011

Champagning 

Many men cum inside a girls ass and then they stick a cork in the girls asshole; then pull the cork out with a corkscrew and then the cum spurts out of the girls ass like a champagne bottle.
Guy: Yo how was the bukkake last night?

Friend: Oh it was sick dude! We even did some Champagning; there was cum all over the place.
Champagning by UselessPsycho February 24, 2017

Champagning 

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.
Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’

Champagning 

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed
champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle

champaignin 

To beershower someone of the opposite sex; usually done in celebratory fashion on the dance floor or some other large social gathering.
"Once Lil John came on, I started Champaignin’ this bitch who was grindin’ on me. "
champaignin by bankz316 October 22, 2013

Champaggin 

A mispronounced word used by Zapp Brannigan in the Love's Labours Lost in Space episode of Futurama.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the champaggin?

Leela: No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, no!
Champaggin by Urban_buzz August 6, 2011
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