Shampooning

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Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

Shampooning by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

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Shampooping

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

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Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

Shampooing the ferret by asorethumb March 30, 2010

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Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

Shampooing by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

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Shamooning

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

Shamooning by Sv8 December 17, 2016

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Shampoontang

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

Shampoontang by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

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Shrimpooning

To spoon and suck on ones toes. Sitting in partners lap cuddling while the person in the front is sucking on the person in the back's toes. It is a great way to cuddle and be sexy at the same time.

Guy 1:"So what did you and your girlfriend do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were shrimpooning for a couple hours, she was so comfty in my lap, and she tickled my toes at the same time!!"
Guy 1: "Wow that sounds amazing! I need to do that with my girlfriend!!"

Shrimpooning by lolzitsblondeeliza October 13, 2011

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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