champagnes

The gurgles in your stomach after a long night of keg beer.

I had to walk out of that test because I started getting a serious case of the champagnes.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009

Champagnal

The most celebratory act in which two individuals can participate.

Got an "A" in History? Champagnal

by W.M. Seamus December 9, 2010

Champagning

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.

"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."

by waitwut December 5, 2014

champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...

by Dan Fox September 10, 2003

Champagne

To fart while wearing butt plug, causing the plug to launch out of the rectum like a champagne cork.

My boyfriend and I were experimenting with my new butt plug, I champagned and now he has an eyepatch.

by Darth Yohan July 4, 2018

Champagne

When you take a dildo out and squirt everywhere. Like how when you take the quark out of a bottle and it goes everywhere.

Man I was watching this cam girl champagne.

by Thewakkyweedwakker December 24, 2020

Champagne

Champagne is a sparkling wine made under strict regulations in Champagne, France. Champagne Only Comes From Champagne,

I just love Roederer Champagne as it is a wonderful blend of Chardonnay, Meunier and Pinot Noir grapes grown in Champagne. There are many quality sparkling wines in the world, including Roederer Estate from California, yet Champagne only comes from Champagne, France. However, US consumers need to be careful as some US producers mislabel their wine Champagne eventhough it doesn't come from France. Examples of "false Champagnes" include Korbel, Tott's and André.

by mmmmmm bubbles February 13, 2006