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Chaffetz
Chaffetz by SimianFriday February 16, 2017
chaffed asshole challenge
A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.
Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."
Charles- "Jesus Christ"
Charles- "Jesus Christ"
chaffed asshole challenge by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009
chaffed banana
chaffed banana by kung-pow January 26, 2003
Loomis Chaffee
Loomis Chaffee, known as "Loomis" is an elite boarding school in Windsor CT. It's known for a beautiful campus, surprisingly down-to-earth students, and lacrosse. Lacrosse. Lacrosse.
Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.
Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.
As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.
Townies hate us for some reason.
To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.
Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.
As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.
Townies hate us for some reason.
To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
(Fictional conversation, fictional names.)
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."
Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."
Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."
Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."
Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
Loomis Chaffee by Old Alum June 27, 2008
Chaffed
Chaffed by Bomber12345 June 3, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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