Chaffetz is named after Jason Chaffetz and refers to when someone rails your partners ass with no lube while you watch. Then they walk painfully and awkwardly for days after because of the Chaffetz
Man Jules had a case of Chaffetz after getting plowed by her side piece.
In the political world, to get Chaffetzed means to be thrown under the bus by someone you have helped or mentored in order for that person to get ahead. It is named after Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) who regularly turned on his former mentors or supporters.
Various prominent Republicans, from former Utah governor and presidential candidate Jon Huntsman Jr. to House Majority Leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy, have experienced what it's like to get Chaffetzed.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.