Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of
fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, and around your thighs as you approach middle age.
May be used as a noun or a
verb (as in chuffly).
Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are
shy.
I tried to wear those
pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.
Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry
pie. Yet.