Chuffles are those irritating
little ridges of
fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, and around your thighs as you approach middle
age.
May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).
Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.
Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly
today, so I do not want to
eat my half of that strawberry
pie. Yet.