The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick
His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!
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Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid
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Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.
I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!
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1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
by xakkun April 2, 2012
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a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
by to pro for sho July 16, 2009
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When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off
1.Fuck you, you little piece of Dick cheese!!

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