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Cerk by TopProspect October 24, 2008
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A rare species of bird found in Sunika
Woah, look at that Cerk! It's so magical!
Cerk by Fouhchis March 9, 2015

jircle cerk

Go into a tornado simulator, bust a quick one out and see how many times it flies around the thing
Bryson: Wanna go to the mall and jircle cerk
All of the friends he has because he is so cool: Hell yea
jircle cerk by homersimpsonisyellow February 26, 2019
(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009
A bunch of guys who get together and circle jerk each other with one hand while eating beef jerky with the other.
Todd: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"
Cerky by Lord Silverleaf August 5, 2010
A tall handsome looking bloke who is a gamer and mostly has a big cock and jerks off to porn.
'Hey cerkez wanna fuck?'
'Naaaa i'm gonna go jerk off, thanks.'
Cerkez by Super Kentucky September 29, 2012
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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