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Looks at that giant ass cerk.
Cerk by Dios Mios May 4, 2017
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Man, Cerk sure is a toy.
Cerk by TopProspect October 24, 2008
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A rare species of bird found in Sunika
Woah, look at that Cerk! It's so magical!
Cerk by Fouhchis March 9, 2015

jircle cerk

Go into a tornado simulator, bust a quick one out and see how many times it flies around the thing
Bryson: Wanna go to the mall and jircle cerk
All of the friends he has because he is so cool: Hell yea
jircle cerk by homersimpsonisyellow February 26, 2019
(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009
A bunch of guys who get together and circle jerk each other with one hand while eating beef jerky with the other.
Todd: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"
Cerky by Lord Silverleaf August 5, 2010
A tall handsome looking bloke who is a gamer and mostly has a big cock and jerks off to porn.
'Hey cerkez wanna fuck?'
'Naaaa i'm gonna go jerk off, thanks.'
Cerkez by Super Kentucky September 29, 2012
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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