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Cerk by TopProspect October 24, 2008
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A rare species of bird found in Sunika
Woah, look at that Cerk! It's so magical!
Cerk by Fouhchis March 9, 2015

jircle cerk

Go into a tornado simulator, bust a quick one out and see how many times it flies around the thing
Bryson: Wanna go to the mall and jircle cerk
All of the friends he has because he is so cool: Hell yea
jircle cerk by homersimpsonisyellow February 26, 2019
(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009
A bunch of guys who get together and circle jerk each other with one hand while eating beef jerky with the other.
Todd: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"
Cerky by Lord Silverleaf August 5, 2010
A tall handsome looking bloke who is a gamer and mostly has a big cock and jerks off to porn.
'Hey cerkez wanna fuck?'
'Naaaa i'm gonna go jerk off, thanks.'
Cerkez by Super Kentucky September 29, 2012
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