A bunch of guys who get together and circle jerk each other with one hand while eating beef jerky with the other.
Todd: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"
by Lord Silverleaf August 5, 2010
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Get the cercy mug.(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
by B-caine January 11, 2009
Get the Cerking mug.The name Cerys is given to only the most beautiful girls. With the body of a goddess and usually a mixed accent. They fall in love easily and are trustworthy. They will not dissapoint. Men are attracted to her for the natural sense of humour and smart brains. Usually animal lovers.
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Get the Cerys mug.Cerys is usually a quiet girl but once you get to know her, she is very loud and outgoing. She usually makes jokes at her expense and laughs at her name being pronounced SER-ISS. A Cerys is a loyal friend and even though she may not show it, she will always make sure her friends and family come first. A Cerys may also have a certain secret or two she may only tell people who have the same thing in common.
Cerys is my bestie!!
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Get the Cerys mug.this name is derived from the welsh word 'love'. a girl named cerys is usually very beautiful, and academically gifted. someone very caring and loving, and PERFECT
cerys is perfect
by saminj October 14, 2013
Get the Cerys mug.When a person with a lot of respect and notoriety (a certy guy) is around and people who are usually quiet decide to act hard and beg them to impress and gain their respect.
THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”
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