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A tall handsome looking bloke who is a gamer and mostly has a big cock and jerks off to porn.
'Hey cerkez wanna fuck?'
'Naaaa i'm gonna go jerk off, thanks.'
Cerkez by Super Kentucky September 29, 2012
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Some1: Did you hear what Cereza did?
Someone: Do I have to?
cereza by ghhaaasn May 21, 2016
customer: I want a cerveza
bartender: okay, we have a Corona, Dos Equis, Jose Cuervo, or Tequiza

cerveza beer 

People who sell beer illegally on the street in Spain.

Targeting at both, turists and locals, their only marketing strategy is to keep repeating "cerveza beer, cerveza beer, cerveza beer".
- The bar is closing, what's next?
- Lets go out and find a cerveza beer.
cerveza beer by unixcharles August 2, 2012
A substantially wealthy family surname of Spanish roots, it is also one of the rear surnames that belong to only one family.

The person who has this surname should be proud because you are destined for success. In the 1900s it was the surname of one of the principal Spanish Royal Families
The Cerezo Family is very powerful
Cerezo by LuxuryListings May 30, 2020

(Your name here) Cerveza 

What you become once you drink from two beer bottles at the same time. It works best at a party with lots of witnesses to scream (your name here) Cerveza everytime you take another two fisted drink.
When I saw Tony drinking from two beer bottles I yelled out, "Hey, it's Tony Cerveza." with Tony being the (your name here) Cerveza part.

cerrezuela 

Fat teacher hoe that ejaculates on student
Tara is such a cerrezuela.
cerrezuela by Dwalker April 22, 2015
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