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(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.

"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."

Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009

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Cerking

the act of 3 men standing in the formation of a circle cuddling while jerking each other off

I'd love to get cerking with you tonight boys

Cerking by PENISGOBBLER12369420 August 19, 2022

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Corkington

An occurrence of thugging where one posts videos of gay black porn and horrific gore.

Wow that was such a corkington moment

Corkington by NandrewIggans January 27, 2023

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Corking

Pouring juice into ones anal cavity, then corking it with a butt plug, allowing the juice to firment into wine.

"Wow I'm thirsty but we drank all the wine"
"I got you man. I've been corking all week."

Corking by Rab1s September 13, 2016

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Corking

When a female is prevented from scoring. Equivalent to a cock block for males.

Erin: You were totally corking me last night.
Stacy: Sorry for mentioning your crabs.

Corking by KingOfTheMountains December 20, 2009

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Corking it

the act of placing ones thumb over the hole in their penis to prolong ejaculation.

I was jerking off one day but i realized i had no were to squirt my jizz... so i wined up corking it. It hurt.

Corking it by spank mehard January 7, 2011

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Cherking

To twerk while seated in ones chair. Typically a hit with the nursing community at the nurses station. Other chair friendly locations are catching on.

That girl sure is cherking that thang

Cherking by Jobelhoff March 11, 2015

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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