Cerking
(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
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Cerking
Cerking by PENISGOBBLER12369420 August 19, 2022
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Cerking • Corking • Corking It • corking the bat • Carking • Cherking • Corkington • cexking • Clerking • Corking it completely
Corkington
Corkington by NandrewIggans January 27, 2023
Corking
Corking by KingOfTheMountains December 20, 2009
Corking it
I was jerking off one day but i realized i had no were to squirt my jizz... so i wined up corking it. It hurt.
Corking it by spank mehard January 7, 2011
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