cermet is an type of an dog that needs lots and lots of attention so it can an grow. the most famous cermet out of all the cermets is cermet he lives with an JennaMarbles

watair your cermet

cermet by safegrenade July 9, 2017

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Cermet

Best doggo. Needs lot of feed and lost of watair and even MOAR CHICKAIN. Always wants anttention and is prone to crying. Make sure to let yur squaremet make frens with other doggo named Paesh and Marpel.

Cermet: Hello am Cermet am need chickain and love from humAN jenna
The entire internet: Fuck yes

Cermet by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

Cermet

An cermet is an nervous dog. Comes from swamp and runs mostly on chimkian. Cermets need lots of waterr so they can groaw. Cermets need to play with other cermets so they don’t poo and pee in the house.

Literally nobody:
Cermet: *cries in cermet*

Jenna: kermi can I get u?
An cermet: *rrraww* human jenna not feeding enough chimkian. Need to bite her in hand. Need to poo in house so she doesn’t mess with angry cremet!

Cermet by Quackson March 24, 2019

clerget

Grease, or a grease like substance

"This pizza is covered in clerget".

clerget by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009

Cermet

An cermet is an [human Jenna]'s cermet. Cermet is an nasty boy.

Damn Cermet likes the Irish Spring!

Cermet by DeepthroatDaddy April 13, 2020

Cermet

Cermet are an found in the colony of an Jenna’s couch. They grohw very large if you wahter them. They come in four types. Dead, peash, omg cermet, and fully growhn.

Random YouTuber: Will your cermet grohw? Jenna:yes but it must be wahtered

Cermet by Cermet the nasti boi December 28, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026