cerget 

another name for a cigarette, mainly used when one is intoxicated or under the influence

Sober person: Dude can i have a cigarette?
Intoxicated person: Yeah man, i have a cerget for you right here.

cerget by nnnataliiie March 24, 2008

cermet 

cermet is an type of an dog that needs lots and lots of attention so it can an grow. the most famous cermet out of all the cermets is cermet he lives with an JennaMarbles

watair your cermet

cermet by safegrenade July 9, 2017

Cermet 

Best doggo. Needs lot of feed and lost of watair and even MOAR CHICKAIN. Always wants anttention and is prone to crying. Make sure to let yur squaremet make frens with other doggo named Paesh and Marpel.

Cermet: Hello am Cermet am need chickain and love from humAN jenna
The entire internet: Fuck yes

Cermet by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

Cermet 

An cermet is an nervous dog. Comes from swamp and runs mostly on chimkian. Cermets need lots of waterr so they can groaw. Cermets need to play with other cermets so they don’t poo and pee in the house.

Literally nobody:
Cermet: *cries in cermet*

Jenna: kermi can I get u?
An cermet: *rrraww* human jenna not feeding enough chimkian. Need to bite her in hand. Need to poo in house so she doesn’t mess with angry cremet!

Cermet by Quackson March 24, 2019

clerget 

Grease, or a grease like substance

"This pizza is covered in clerget".

clerget by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009

Cermet 

An cermet is an human Jenna's cermet. Cermet is an nasty boy.

Damn Cermet likes the Irish Spring!

Cermet by DeepthroatDaddy April 13, 2020

Cermet 

Cermet are an found in the colony of an Jenna’s couch. They grohw very large if you wahter them. They come in four types. Dead, peash, omg cermet, and fully growhn.

Random YouTuber: Will your cermet grohw? Jenna:yes but it must be wahtered

Cermet by Cermet the nasti boi December 28, 2019